Testimonials

"Hazel, you know, she’s larger than life. I mean, she’s large, but even bigger in person." - Jennifer Hawkins (Bottom-flashing TV Presenter)

"Hazel’s Crack the Nut Within is a must-read for anyone who hasn’t read it." - Alan Jones (Reactionary Radio Hack For Hire)

"Hazel, you stand at the front of the room and radiate warmth, like an industrial furnace that melts away our fears." - Steve Vizard (Former Funnyman and Alleged Insider-Trader)

"Hazel helped me to experience a clarity and purpose which has been eluding me for years." - Amy Winehouse (Singer and Botched Boob-Job Afflicted Druggie)

"I just shot 84! Unbelievable golf! Thanks Hazel, you're f#cking brilliant!” – Mick Gatto (Underworld Crime Figure and Fatty Boomba)







"THE ULTIMATE FEAR DOCTOR...she knows what it takes to make people unafraid and fearless!" - Andre Agassi (Tennis Champion and Crystal Meth Using Crybaby)

“Hazel is the Sharon Stone of the genre. Totally unafraid to get her vag out if the work demands it.” - Elle McPherson (Professional Tits and Arse) 

“Hazel is more Sharon Stone than even Sharon Stone!” – Sharon Stone (Faded Norma Desmond-esque Star, Former Vag Exposer, and Total Lunatic)

“Thank you Hazel, for the recent ‘Overcoming the Fear Within’ seminar in London. Truly and deeply life changing...” -  The Queen (Monarch and Wearer of Customised Hats)