Sunday, February 7, 2010

Hazel wants you in Melbourne!


Hello friends


I'm pleased to announce that I'm coming back to my hometown of Melbourne!  I will be delivering a series of life-changing seminars for two weeks only. You can't afford to miss this chance. Seriously. How much longer can you suffer the sheer misery of your existence? The clock is ticking down to the moment you jump off the nearest building and have to be scooped into a vacuum-sealed bag. No one wants that. Least of all the firemen who have to hose down your membrane from the asphalt.

You need Hazel and guess what? Hazel's here. 

Book early to avoid crippling depression.




HAZEL CURTIS: FEAR DOCTOR
Written by Petra Kalive and Melissa Bubnic 
Performed by Petra Kalive 
Directed by Jason Geary 

2-14 March, 8:00pm Tues-Sun
Mark Street Hall, 1 Mark Street, North Fitzroy
Tickets $25 Full, $20 Concession, 2 March Preview $15 All Tickets  www.trybooking.com